Am I the lone wolf on this?
I doubt it, but you are making the
whopping big assumption that the assignment is developed and reported based upon a 3/05 GSE report paradigm.
In MN, the administrative rules say the appraiser has to at least drive by the comps unless it is disclosed otherwise in the report.
USPAP does not require exterior inspections of the subject, let alone the comps.
I have not made myself familiar with the administrative rules of many states, so YMMV.
Edit: Excuse my reply above BRCJR. An appraiser should depict the level of observation that was possible from the street. Rarely are all exterior angles of improvements viewable from the street. In normal situations, appraisers get but a sample of exterior maintenance and design. Fleshing out what was viewable from the street and dumping it on the UW along with available MLS photos doesn't seem to me to be in conflict with the cert. boilerplate.
The boilerplate says "I have personally inspected the interior and exterior areas of the subject property and the exterior of all properties listed as comparables in the appraisal report." IMO, if you look at the MLS photo personally, you have inspected the exterior of the improvements. I would prefer a walk-around film clip with audio notation, but whatyagonna do?

They should have made cert #8 clear by saying, I have personally observed from the street or closer, the exterior improvements of the subject property, wind, sleet snow or rain notwithstanding, got out of my car to take photos.
Appraisers: Take an oath to uphold USPAP and Citizens: Take an oath to uphold The Constitution