I know I said I'd try to find some idiotic phrases and post them here. Unfortunately, I can't find anything that isn't just plain sad. I'll keep looking.
Boyd...where are you? I know you've got some.
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Sorry Otis.
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Sorry Otis.
by santa on Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:59 pm
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by Otis on Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:20 pm
Contact him and let him know you need an "expert's advice". 
Don't believe everything you think 
What are they SMOKING?<<Link
What are they SMOKING?<<Link
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by benluby on Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:13 pm
Stupid comments? How's this for a house description on a friends appraisal he had done:
'House is over one story tall and second floor was estimated.'
'House is over one story tall and second floor was estimated.'
Whoever thinks herding cats is impossible, has never walked with an open can of Tuna.
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by Hopland on Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:08 pm
From an outdated FIRRE/USPAP ADDENDUM that this particular appraiser keeps using...
"THE INTENDED USE OF THIS APPRAISAL REPORT IS SOLELY FOR MORTGAGE LOAN ANALYSIS TO AID IN DETERMINATION OF LOAN PROCESS AND CONSITUTES THEFT OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THIS APPRAISER."
"THE INTENDED USE OF THIS APPRAISAL REPORT IS SOLELY FOR MORTGAGE LOAN ANALYSIS TO AID IN DETERMINATION OF LOAN PROCESS AND CONSITUTES THEFT OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THIS APPRAISER."
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by santa on Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:53 pm
Hopland wrote:From an outdated FIRRE/USPAP ADDENDUM that this particular appraiser keeps using...
"THE INTENDED USE OF THIS APPRAISAL REPORT IS SOLELY FOR MORTGAGE LOAN ANALYSIS TO AID IN DETERMINATION OF LOAN PROCESS AND CONSITUTES THEFT OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THIS APPRAISER."
Somebody should give his "intellectual" property back....he needs it
Glad you made it Greg!
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by Hopland on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:16 pm
Thanks Tom. That appraiser is a idiot. I'm sick of reviewing her appraisals. From now on I'm going to say yes just to get a copy of the appraisal and then tell the client nevermind. 
I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
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by Annemieke Roell on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:50 pm
Hopland wrote:I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
Great!! Thanks, Greg!
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by janna banana on Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:54 pm
santa wrote:
Somebody should give his "intellectual" property back....he needs it
Yahoo Mountain Dew!!!
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by Pina Colada on Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:17 am
"Subject is two stories high and has excellent views from the third floor."
"Physical Possibility
The physical characteristics of the subject site were discussed in the site analysis. Overall, it is the appraiser’s opinion that the physically possible uses for the site include a wide range of legally permissible uses that are physically possible. "
"Physical Possibility
The physical characteristics of the subject site were discussed in the site analysis. Overall, it is the appraiser’s opinion that the physically possible uses for the site include a wide range of legally permissible uses that are physically possible. "
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by Otis on Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:47 pm
He said he was going to call me today and I was going to tell him - bet he forgets so I'll call him later. That will encourage him after you & I both get on his case.Hopland wrote:I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
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