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Sorry Otis.

 
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santa
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: Sorry Otis. Reply with quote
I know I said I'd try to find some idiotic phrases and post them here. Unfortunately, I can't find anything that isn't just plain sad. I'll keep looking.

Boyd...where are you? I know you've got some.
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Otis
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Contact him and let him know you need an "expert's advice". Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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benluby
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stupid comments? How's this for a house description on a friends appraisal he had done:
'House is over one story tall and second floor was estimated.'
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Hopland
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
From an outdated FIRRE/USPAP ADDENDUM that this particular appraiser keeps using...

"THE INTENDED USE OF THIS APPRAISAL REPORT IS SOLELY FOR MORTGAGE LOAN ANALYSIS TO AID IN DETERMINATION OF LOAN PROCESS AND CONSITUTES THEFT OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THIS APPRAISER."
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santa
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 7:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hopland wrote:
From an outdated FIRRE/USPAP ADDENDUM that this particular appraiser keeps using...

"THE INTENDED USE OF THIS APPRAISAL REPORT IS SOLELY FOR MORTGAGE LOAN ANALYSIS TO AID IN DETERMINATION OF LOAN PROCESS AND CONSITUTES THEFT OF THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THIS APPRAISER."


Somebody should give his "intellectual" property back....he needs it Very Happy

Glad you made it Greg!
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Hopland
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks Tom. That appraiser is a idiot. I'm sick of reviewing her appraisals. From now on I'm going to say yes just to get a copy of the appraisal and then tell the client nevermind. Sad

I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
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Annemieke Roell
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hopland wrote:

I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.


Great!! Thanks, Greg!
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janna banana
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
santa wrote:


Somebody should give his "intellectual" property back....he needs it Very Happy



ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
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Pina Colada
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
"Subject is two stories high and has excellent views from the third floor."


"Physical Possibility
The physical characteristics of the subject site were discussed in the site analysis. Overall, it is the appraiser’s opinion that the physically possible uses for the site include a wide range of legally permissible uses that are physically possible. "
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Otis
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hopland wrote:
I invited Denis Desaix to this forum.
He said he was going to call me today and I was going to tell him - bet he forgets so I'll call him later. That will encourage him after you & I both get on his case. Laughing Laughing
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